I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
Don’t forget this masterpiece:
ok so i think i finally found a category where tumblr is better than pinterest and that’s food
on pinterest if you search recipes they’re like “try a skinny mom pop! put 3 strawberries on a stick and add a little drizzle of white chocolate! way tasty and way healthier than most dessert options out there!”
tumblr food tag is like “put 15 snickers bars in a bigger fucking snickers bar you beautiful disaster”
(Source: pumpkinychick, via englishcarrot)
I think I had a panic attack in my sleep? I don’t know I had this freaky weird dream that I was convinced was reality and I’m kind of having an crisis now. I kind of want to run a mile but at the same time I want to go back to sleep. I don’t know, I’ve had a fever for almost 24 hours so my brain is almost fried. I’ve been sweating a lot and my head hurts from getting too much sleep but the only thing I want to do is sleep.